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SUMMARY:Rock Concert
DESCRIPTION:Hey\, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look\, I ain’t in this for your revolution\, and I’m not in it for you\, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. Ye-ha! What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides\, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Hey\, Luke! May the Force be with you. But with the blast shield down\, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/rock-concert/
LOCATION:Doug Fir Lounge\, 830 E. Burnside St.\, Portland\, OR\, 97214\, United States
CATEGORIES:Family Fun
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ORGANIZER;CN="Elvis Presley":MAILTO:rocknroll@hotmail.com
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DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20170823
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20170825
DTSTAMP:20260424T013416
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SUMMARY:Farmer’s Market
DESCRIPTION:Who’s that then? Shh! Knights\, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah\, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady of the Lake\, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite\, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water\, signifying by divine providence that I\, Arthur\, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Camelot!
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/farmers-market/
LOCATION:Bamboo Fresh\, 655 Front St. #108\, Lahaina\, HI\, 96761\, United States
CATEGORIES:Meeting
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20170814T100000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20170814T200000
DTSTAMP:20260424T013416
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SUMMARY:Movie Marathon
DESCRIPTION:What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. I’m going to the back seat of my car\, with the woman I love\, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! And now\, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy\, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes\, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding\, I’m kidding. I work\, I work.
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/movie-marathon/
LOCATION:Winchester Mystery House\, 525 S Winchester Blvd\, San Jose\, CA\, 95128\, United States
CATEGORIES:Nightlife
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20170802T200000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20170803T010000
DTSTAMP:20260424T013416
CREATED:20160922T020758Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160923T212411Z
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SUMMARY:Late Night Party
DESCRIPTION:Well\, I got better. Ah\, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun\, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter\, yet these are not strangers to our land. It’s only a model. It’s only a model.
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/late-night-party/
LOCATION:Party Haus\, 330 S Broadway Unit 602\, Los Angelos\, CA\, 90013\, united States
CATEGORIES:Party
ORGANIZER;CN="Famous Amos":MAILTO:cookies@aol.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20170722T170000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20170723T180000
DTSTAMP:20260424T013416
CREATED:20160922T020757Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160923T212053Z
UID:318-1500742800-1500832800@dysonfinancial.net.au
SUMMARY:Weekend Long Adventure
DESCRIPTION:Dear Mr. President\, There are too many states nowadays. Please\, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D’oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/weekend-long-adventure/
LOCATION:Cambridge University Library\, West Road\, Cambridge\, CB3 9DR\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Service
ORGANIZER;CN="Sammy Sosa":MAILTO:baseball@hotmail.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20170707T133000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20170707T153000
DTSTAMP:20260424T013416
CREATED:20160922T020758Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160923T212456Z
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SUMMARY:Cupcake Decorating
DESCRIPTION:Oh God\, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again\, Luke. This time\, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi\, like my father before me. As you wish. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/cupcake-decorating/
LOCATION:The Corn Palace\, 601 N Main St\, Mitchell\, SD\, 57301\, United States
CATEGORIES:Family Fun
ORGANIZER;CN="Sammy Sosa":MAILTO:baseball@hotmail.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20170706T180000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20170706T203000
DTSTAMP:20260424T013416
CREATED:20160922T020757Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20160923T212445Z
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SUMMARY:Dinner Party
DESCRIPTION:Look\, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don’t frighten us\, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms\, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you\, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng\, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the Lake\, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite\, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water\, signifying by divine providence that I\, Arthur\, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/dinner-party/
LOCATION:The Corn Palace\, 601 N Main St\, Mitchell\, SD\, 57301\, United States
CATEGORIES:Meeting
ORGANIZER;CN="Mr. Ed":MAILTO:neigh@gmail.com
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DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20170701
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20170702
DTSTAMP:20260424T013416
CREATED:20160922T020757Z
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SUMMARY:Kitten Adoption Day
DESCRIPTION:I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep\, but our sames go down to the bone. And now\, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy\, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes\, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/kitten-adoption-day/
LOCATION:Winchester Mystery House\, 525 S Winchester Blvd\, San Jose\, CA\, 95128\, United States
CATEGORIES:Nightlife
ORGANIZER;CN="Barney Stinson":MAILTO:barney@legendary.com
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20170625T153000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20170625T170000
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SUMMARY:Birthday Party
DESCRIPTION:Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well\, I didn’t vote for you. A newt? Look\, my liege! I don’t want to talk to you no more\, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/birthday-party/
LOCATION:Krispy Kreme\, 6935 South Lindbergh\, St. Louis\, MO\, 63129\, United States
CATEGORIES:Party
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DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20170615T120000
DTEND;TZID=UTC:20170615T133000
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SUMMARY:Board Meeting
DESCRIPTION:I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So\, what do you think of her\, Han? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. But with the blast shield down\, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Red Five standing by.
URL:https://dysonfinancial.net.au/event/board-meeting/
LOCATION:Musee D’Orsay\, 1 Rue de la Légion d'Honneur\, Paris\, 75007\, France
CATEGORIES:Service
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